Puffin puns
Clean puffin puns built on wordplay like beak, cliff and sea. Handy for photo captions and classroom bulletin boards.
3 clean puffin puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for puffin puns
- beak
- cliff
- sea
- waddle
- puff
Why did the puffin go to the cliff?
It heard the view was puffin-credible.
What did the puffin say after a long flight?
I'm puffed.
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More bird and flight puns
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Why do birds fly south in winter?
It's too far to walk.
What do you call a duck that gets straight A's?
A wise quacker.
What do you call an owl magician?
Hoo-dini.
Why are hummingbirds so quick?
They don't hum around.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why was the bird so good at saving money?
It had a nest egg.
Why did the stork get a promotion?
It was great at delivery.
Why did the bird get a promotion?
It was always tweeting the right things.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He was selling quack.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl-one.
Why was the hummingbird invited to the garden party?
It always brought the buzz.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
Why did the bird build a nest?
It wanted an egg-cellent home.
What did the stork say to the new parents?
Congratulations on your bundle of joy.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a skunk?
A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
I'd tell you a hummingbird pun, but it would fly right past you.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To talk to the other side.
What did the egg say to the nest?
I'm cracking up at home.
Why is the stork so good at yoga?
It has perfect balance on one leg.
Why don't birds use social media?
They already tweet.
Why don't ducks tell jokes while flying?
They'd quack up.
Why was the owl a great student?
It always gave a hoot.