Bird puns
Clean bird puns built on wordplay like tweet, wing and nest. Handy for photo captions and classroom bulletin boards.
31 clean bird puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for bird puns
- tweet
- wing
- nest
- flock
- feather
Why do birds fly south in winter?
It's too far to walk.
Why did the bird get a promotion?
It was always tweeting the right things.
Why don't birds use social media?
They already tweet.
Why did the bird get promoted?
It was a high flyer.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's too far to walk.
Why did the bird go to the library?
It was looking for a worm, a bookworm.
Why did the sparrow get a job at the post office?
It was great at delivering tweets.
What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A flight risk.
Why did the bird get a ticket?
It was caught tweeting while driving.
Why was the pelican so good at business?
It always had a big bill.
What do you call a bird who steals?
A robber-in.
Why did the parrot get fired from the call center?
It kept repeating everything.
What did the bird say to the worm?
I'll be there early.
Why was the eagle so successful?
It always had its eye on the prize.
How do birds pay for their meals?
With bill-ions.
Why did the hummingbird join the choir?
It already knew how to hum.
Why did the owl and the sparrow become friends?
They were birds of a feather.
Why was the flamingo so good at yoga?
It always had one leg up on the competition.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why did the vulture board the plane?
He had two carrions.
What do you call a bird who's everyone's friend?
A pal-ican.
Why did the woodpecker get a job in construction?
He had a knack for knocking.
What did the swan say on a sunny day?
It's a beak-utiful day.
Why is ornithology so popular?
It's for the birds.
Why do birds get along so well?
They like to flock together.
They take it one wing at a time.
How did the bird know the news?
A little bird told it.
What do birds call their hotel?
A nest and breakfast.
It decided to wing it.
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