Fruit puns
From peeling to pairing, fruit puns are juicy, bright and safe for every audience, which makes them great for lunchboxes and classrooms.
30 clean fruit puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for fruit puns
- peel
- juice
- jam
- pair
- pit
- ripe
- zest
Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice.
Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
Its parents were in a jam.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Why did the apple go out with a fig?
It couldn't find a date.
A pair of slippers.
They hang out in bunches.
Why do pears make great friends?
They always come in pairs.
Just let it fall.
Why did the lemon get a career change?
It wanted to make lemonade out of its job.
Why did the coconut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little cracked up.
Why is a peach such a good friend?
It's a real peach.
What did the plum say to the raisin?
You've seen better days.
Why was the orange so bad at secrets?
It always spilled the juice.
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A tooty-fruity.
It had a ripe old age.
What did the blender say to the fruit?
Let's get smooth.
Why was the cantaloupe so upset?
It was feeling melon-choly.
I'm all mixed up.
Why was the apple so confident?
It was the apple of everyone's eye.
How did the fruit stand get so rich?
Business was a-peel-ing.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
It didn't want to peel.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why did the orange go to the gym?
To get squeezed into shape.
How do you make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
Community Fruit puns
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