Bee puns

Buzz, hive, honey: bee puns are easy to write and hard to resist. Handy for spring posts, school bulletin boards and thank-you notes.

30 clean bee puns. Every pun has its own page and link.

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Wordplay words for bee puns

  • buzz
  • hive
  • honey
  • sting
  • bee-lieve
  • sweet
  1. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

    A maybe.

  2. Why did the bee get married?

    He found his honey.

  3. What do bees do with their honey?

    They cell it.

  4. Why do bees have sticky hair?

    They use honeycombs.

  5. Why do bees hum?

    They forgot the words.

  6. Bees are great team players. They really know how to hive-five.

  7. What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day?

    A frizz-bee.

  8. Why did the bee get a job at the hair salon?

    It was great with honey-combs.

  9. What do bees say when they're happy?

    It's the bee's knees.

  10. Why did the bee join a band?

    It wanted to be a buzz-ician.

  11. What's a bee's favorite sport?

    Rug-bee.

  12. What did the bee say to the flower?

    Hello, bud.

  13. Why was the bee so good at business?

    It always made a bee-line for success.

  14. What do you call a bee that's in love?

    A honey-bee.

  15. What kind of bee is always lost?

    A mumble-bee.

  16. Why did the bee go to the doctor?

    It had a bad case of the hives.

  17. What did the bee say when it got stuck?

    I'm in a sticky situation.

  18. Why was the beekeeper so calm?

    He knew how to handle a sting operation.

  19. What do you call a bee that's a great gossip?

    A buzz-body.

  20. Why was the queen bee so successful?

    She had a lot of worker support.

  21. What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?

    A buzz cut.

  22. What do bees do after a swarm?

    They go for a hive five.

  23. Why did the bee get a trophy?

    It was a real honey of a player.

  24. Why was the bee sad?

    It had no one to bee-friend.

  25. Why did the bee carry a phone?

    To stay in touch with the hive mind.

  26. What did the bee say to the beekeeper?

    Don't bug me.

  27. Why was the bee at the spelling contest?

    It was a champion at the bee.

  28. What do you call a bee with a very good memory?

    A rem-bee-mberer.

  29. What do you call a bee that comes from America?

    A USB.

  30. What did the bee say to the other bee at the party?

    Hive got a good feeling about this.

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