Duck puns
Quack-ups, bills and waddling: duck puns work for pond photos, bath-time captions and anyone who needs a little quack.
30 clean duck puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for duck puns
- quack
- bill
- fowl
- waddle
- feather
- wing it
What do you call a duck that gets straight A's?
A wise quacker.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He was selling quack.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
Why don't ducks tell jokes while flying?
They'd quack up.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?
A fire-quacker.
Why did the duck go to the party?
It heard there would be plenty of quackers.
What do you call a duck who loves to play pranks?
A quack-up.
Why did the duck bring a pencil to the pond?
To draw a bill.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything?
A quack handyman.
Why did the duck go to the art museum?
It loved quack-ism.
What did the duck say to the frog?
Hop to it.
What did the duck say when it got a bad grade?
I just need to wing it.
Why was the duck a great listener?
It was all bills and ears.
What did the duck say about its new hat?
It's a little feather-light.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
What do you call a duck at the gym?
A quack-ercise instructor.
What do you call a duck with a lot of friends?
A popular quack.
Why was the duck so successful?
It always paid its bills.
What did the duck say at the restaurant?
Put it on my bill.
Why did the duck go to school?
To improve its waddle.
What's a duck's favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers.
What did the duck say to the pond?
You make a splash.
Why did the duck join the choir?
It had a great quack-ground voice.
Why was the duck the best at paperwork?
It always filed a bill.
What do you call a duck on a diet?
A thin-quack.
What did the duck say to the lazy swimmer?
Don't be so down on your luck.
They always follow their quack.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
Why did the duck bring a towel?
It was ready for a good drying quack.
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