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Key puns

Locks, keys and opening up. Key puns are short, sharp and made for new-home cards and music teachers.

30 clean key puns. Every pun has its own page and link.

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Wordplay words for key puns

  • lock
  • open
  • major
  • minor
  • board
  • unlock

  1. Why did the key go to therapy?

    It had trouble opening up.

  2. Why did the key get promoted?

    It opened a lot of doors.

  3. Why is a keyboard so smart?

    It has all the right keys.

  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Key. Key who? Key-p laughing.

  5. Why did the key go to the party?

    It was feeling a little low-key.

  6. Why did the piano teacher lose her job?

    She was off-key.

  7. What's a locksmith's favorite kind of music?

    Lock and roll.

  8. Why was the key such a good runner?

    It always had a spare.

  9. What did the lock say to the key?

    We're a perfect fit.

  10. Why was the key such a good friend?

    It could always unlock your potential.

  11. What kind of key opens a banana?

    A mon-key.

  12. What kind of key weighs the most?

    A tur-key.

  13. Why was the answer key so confident?

    It had all the right answers.

  14. Why did the key refuse the promotion?

    It didn't want to be locked in.

  15. What did the key say to the door?

    Open up, I've got something for you.

  16. Why did the key go to the doctor?

    It was feeling a little jammed.

  17. Why did the keyboard key get promoted?

    It was great at Control.

  18. Why was the escape key so popular?

    Everyone wanted to get away.

  19. What did the space bar say to the other keys?

    I need some space.

  20. Why was the delete key so cold?

    It always cut people out.

  21. Why was the key signature such a big deal?

    It was a major deal, or maybe a minor one.

  22. Why was the keynote speaker so good?

    He really knew his key points.

  23. What's the key to a good joke?

    Timing.

  24. Why was the car key so successful?

    It knew how to drive things forward.

  25. What did the lock say when the key arrived?

    Finally, someone who gets me.

  26. Why do keys make good detectives?

    They always find a way in.

  27. Why was the key so good at keeping secrets?

    It knew when to lock it down.

  28. Why did the keychain win the contest?

    It had a lot of keys to success.

  29. What did the locksmith say to the customer?

    Let me open up to you.

  30. Why was the golden key so popular?

    It was the key to everyone's heart.

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