Brick puns

Why did the brick go to therapy?

It felt walled off.

I'd tell you a brick joke, but it would be too heavy.

What did one brick say to the other?

I'll be wall to you.

Why was the brick so confident?

It had a solid foundation.

Why did the brick get promoted?

It was a solid employee.

What did the brick say to the wall?

I've got your back.

Why was the brick so successful?

It was always laying a good foundation.

What do you call a brick that tells jokes?

A real wall-flower with great timing.

Why was the brick so calm?

It was used to being under pressure.

Why was the brick house so strong?

It had a lot of firm foundations.

What do you call a brick with a sense of humor?

A real block of laughs.

Why was the brick so well-liked?

It was a rock-solid friend.

What did the mason say to the brick?

You're my building block.

How does a brick stay in shape?

It keeps a solid routine.

Why was the brick so smug?

It was sitting pretty on top of the wall.

Why did the brick get a bad reputation?

It was always getting thrown around.

What did the brick say to the window?

You really let the light in.

Why was the brick such a good friend?

It was always there to support you.

What's a brick's favorite place to relax?

The fireplace, it's a hot spot.

Why did the brick go to the party?

To lay it on thick.

Why did the brick feel so important?

It was a real building block of society.

What did the brick say to the builder?

You really laid it on me.

Why did the brick go to school?

It wanted to be well-rounded, or at least well-squared.

What did the chimney say to the brick?

You help me stack up.

Why was the brick so bright?

It was a smart one.

What do bricks do when they're tired?

They hit the wall.

Why was the brick so good at its job?

It was built for it.

What did the mason say about the bricks?

They were a real solid investment.

Why was the brick so popular?

It always had good connections.

What did the brick say to the new house?

Welcome, I'm here to support you.