Wizard puns

What do you call a wizard from outer space?

A flying sorcerer.

What's a wizard's favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

Wizards never get lost. They always follow their wand-erlust.

Why did the wizard bring a broom to the party?

To make a sweeping entrance.

What do you call a wizard who lives at the beach?

A sand-wizard.

What's a wizard's favorite pasta?

Spell-ghetti.

What did the wizard say to the broom?

You've got a sweeping personality.

What do you call a wizard who loves cooking?

A spell-chef.

Why was the wizard so good at gym?

He had a lot of spell-power.

What did the wizard say to the rabbit?

Hat's all, folks.

What do you call a wizard with a cold?

A sneeze-ard.

Why did the wizard get a promotion?

He had a magic touch.

What did the wizard say after a good trick?

That was abra-cadabra-fully done.

What do you call a wizard who loves to sleep?

A snooze-ard.

What's a wizard's favorite candy?

Hocus-pocus pops.

Why was the wizard so great at school?

He had the perfect spelling.

Why did the wizard bring a broom to class?

To sweep the room with knowledge.

Why did the wizard get arrested?

He was caught casting spells in a no-spell zone.

What did the wizard say to the potion?

You're a real mix-ture of magic.

What did the wizard order for lunch?

A magic sandwich with extra spell-nach.

Why was the wizard so tired?

He had a long spell of work.

What do you call a wizard who's also a gardener?

A grow-ard.

What did the wizard say to the owl?

You're a real hoot-ard.

Why was the wand so proud?

It was a pointer in the right direction.

What did the wizard say about his hat?

It's a little pointed, but it works.

Why did the wizard go to the doctor?

He was feeling a little under the spell.

Why was the dragon scared of the wizard?

He heard he was a real fire-spell.

What do you call a wizard in the rain?

A wet-ard.

What do wizards do at the library?

They look for spell-books.

Why did the wizard take up baking?

He loved a good pastry spell.