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Alien puns

Clean alien puns built on wordplay like UFO, space and planet. Fun for party themes, stories and group chats.

30 clean alien puns. Every pun has its own page and link.

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Wordplay words for alien puns

  • UFO
  • space
  • planet
  • abduct
  • galaxy

  1. What did the alien say to the garden?

    Take me to your weeder.

  2. Why did the alien go to the party?

    To beam with joy.

  3. Alien puns are out of this world.

  4. Why did the alien bring a ladder to Earth?

    To reach the moon.

  5. What do you call an alien with three eyes?

    An aliiien.

  6. Why did the alien get a job at the restaurant?

    It had a lot of experience with saucers.

  7. Why did the alien break up with Earth?

    It needed space.

  8. Why did the alien go to the dentist?

    It had a lot of craters to fill.

  9. Why did the alien get a ticket?

    It was caught speeding in orbit.

  10. What do you call a happy alien?

    Over the moon.

  11. Why did the alien go to school?

    To get astronomical grades.

  12. What did the alien say to the cat?

    Take me to your litter.

  13. What did one alien say to the other at the cafe?

    Take me to your latte.

  14. How does an alien say goodbye?

    See you later, alien-gator.

  15. What did the alien say at the restaurant?

    Do you have space for one more?

  16. What's an alien's favorite place on a keyboard?

    The space bar.

  17. What do you call a joke about space?

    A stellar pun.

  18. What did the alien say to the sun?

    You light up my galaxy.

  19. Why did the alien get a second job?

    It was moon-lighting.

  20. Why was the alien so good at gymnastics?

    It had a lot of practice in zero gravity.

  21. Why did the alien need a lawyer?

    It was a real space case.

  22. How do aliens keep their pants up?

    With an asteroid belt.

  23. What do aliens do at the library?

    They head straight to sci-fi.

  24. Why was the alien invited to the party?

    It was a real star guest.

  25. What's an alien's favorite meal?

    Launch.

  26. What do you call an alien that loves to dance?

    A moon-walker.

  27. Why aren't aliens invited to many parties?

    They take up too much space.

  28. Why did the alien bring its own chair?

    It needed some personal space.

  29. What did the alien say to the garden gnome?

    Take me to your tiny leader.

  30. Why did the alien go on a diet?

    It wanted to lose a few light-years.

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