Train puns
Tracks, platforms and choo-choos. Train puns keep commuters smiling and stay perfectly on track.
30 clean train puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for train puns
- track
- derail
- platform
- conductor
- station
- choo-choo
Why did the train get a promotion?
It was always on track.
What do you call a train that sneezes?
Achoo-choo train.
I'd tell you a train joke, but it might derail the conversation.
Why did the train go to school?
To learn how to choo-se a better path.
It lost its train of thought.
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Why do trains make great friends?
They always go the extra mile.
What did the caboose say to the engine?
You're always ahead of me.
Why was the railroad so stressed?
It had too many ties.
What's a train's favorite music?
Anything with a good track.
What do you call a train that tells jokes?
A comedy express.
In a sleeper car.
Why did the commuter bring a pillow?
To catch some Zs on the Zzz-express.
Why did the station master get promoted?
He was a platform for success.
What did the passenger say to the train?
Catch you at the next stop.
What's a train's favorite sport?
Track and field.
Why was the steam engine so cheerful?
It knew how to let off steam.
Why was the locomotive always on time?
It was well trained.
They know how to stay on the rails.
What do you call a railway worker who sings?
A track star.
Why did the train enroll in night classes?
To improve its track record.
What's a train's favorite subject?
Engine-eering.
Why did the train carry a flashlight?
It wanted to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
What did the train say about its vacation?
It was a real getaway.
Why did the old steam train retire?
It was running out of steam.
What do you call a train that finds its voice?
A whistle-blower.
Why did the commuter love his train?
It was a real moving experience.
What does a train say when it's grateful?
Thank you choo-choo much.
Why do train rides help you think?
They get your thoughts on track.
What did the train say to the delayed passenger?
It's not the end of the line.
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