Car puns

Why did the car get a flat tire?

There was a fork in the road.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Furrari.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A Ford Siesta.

I'm exactly where I want to be. I'm axle-ly in the right place.

Why did the car go to the doctor?

It had a bad case of the stalls.

Why was the car so good at poker?

It knew when to fold the top.

What did the engine say to the driver?

You really turn me on.

Why did the car get a promotion?

It was always on the move.

What do you call a car that tells jokes?

A fun-driver.

Why did the car get glasses?

It wanted better head-light vision.

What did the car say to the road?

I'm so tired of your ups and downs.

Why did the car blush?

It saw the gas pedal.

Why was the red car so confident?

It was always in the fast lane.

What did the tire say to the road?

I'm always rolling with you.

Why did the car go to the spa?

It needed a good wax and polish.

What kind of car loves to dance?

A cha-cha-Chevy.

Why did the driver bring a ladder?

To get a higher gear.

What did the horn say to the car?

Don't be so honk-hearted.

Why was the car so calm in traffic?

It had a lot of patience on the road.

What did the windshield say to the bug?

Don't be so splat-tering.

Why did the car love the freeway?

It was a real highway of happiness.

What did the brake say to the gas pedal?

Slow down, buddy.

What do you call a car that sings?

A tune-up.

Why was the car so nervous?

It had a lot of gears turning.

What did the rear-view mirror say?

I'm always looking back at you.

Why was the road trip so great?

Everyone was in the driver's good seat.

What did the seatbelt say to the passenger?

Buckle up, buttercup.

Why did the car get into an argument?

It was driven to it.

What did one car say to the other at the stoplight?

You're driving me crazy.

Why was the car wash so successful?

It really cleaned up.