Sleep puns
Naps, pillows and dreams: sleepy puns for bedtime messages, get-some-rest cards and anyone who lives for the snooze button.
30 clean sleep puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for sleep puns
- nap
- dream
- bed
- rest
- doze
- pillow
Why was the pillow so popular?
It was always supporting its friends.
Why can't you trust a mattress?
It's always lying around.
Why did the clock get sent to the principal?
It was tocking too much.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
What's a bed's favorite type of music?
Sheet music.
What do you call a sleepy bear?
Bear-ly awake.
Why can't a bike stand up on its own?
It's two-tired.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZa.
What did the pajamas say to the bed?
Let's hit the sack.
Why was the nightstand such a good listener?
It was always by your side.
Why are mattresses so bad at keeping secrets?
They're full of springs.
Why did the alarm clock lose its job?
It kept getting snoozed.
It was trying to ketchup on its rest.
It was dairy tired.
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A water bed.
Why was the mattress so exhausted?
It had been lying all day.
What happened when the clock fell asleep?
It lost track of time.
A good night's sleep is just a matter of mind over mattress.
Chill out.
What do you call a sleepy kitten?
A cat-nap.
What did the mattress say to the pillow?
I've got your back.
Why did the sleepwalker get a job at the bakery?
He was good at rolling out of bed.
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the clock go to the doctor?
It was feeling run-down.
Because he was owl tired.
What do you say to a sleepy sheep?
Sweet dreams, ewe.
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