Dream puns

Dream puns are wish-ful thinking.

What did the pillow say to the dream?

Let's sleep on it.

Why did the dreamer win?

He had a vision.

I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

What did the dream say to the sleeper?

Let's catch up.

Why did the dreamer win the race?

He was always ahead in his sleep.

Why was the dream so confident?

It knew how to catch the moment.

What do you call a dream about cheese?

A brie-ve new world.

Why did the dreamer get a raise?

He had big vision and a good night's work.

Why was the dream so short?

It was cut off by the alarm.

I had a dream I was a muffler.

I was exhausted.

Why was the dream catcher so calm?

It always had a good grip on things.

What did one dream say to the other?

I'll see you at the next REM.

Why was the dreamer a good gardener?

His ideas always took root.

Why are dreams so popular?

They're the best things you can't put into words.

How does a dreamer stay in shape?

He sleeps on it.

Why did the dream go to the party?

It wanted to make a scene.

I dreamed I was a vampire.

It was a real nightmare, but I didn't mind the bite.

What do you call a well-dressed dream?

A suited fantasy.

Why are dreams so good at storytelling?

They have a lot of plot twists.

What did the dreamer say to the sunrise?

You woke me up from a good one.

Why was the sleeper so creative?

He had a lot of wild ideas at night.

What did the daydreamer say?

I'm just between thoughts.

Why did the dreamer never get hungry?

He fed on big ideas.

What did the nightcap say to the dream?

You're what I'm hat-ing for.

Why was the dream so fashionable?

It was woven from the finest sleep.

What did the clouds say to the dreamer?

Your head's already up here with us.

Why did the nap win the award?

It was a real dream come true.

What's a lucid dreamer's favorite hobby?

Taking control of the plot.

What did the dream say to the alarm?

You always cut in at the best part.

Why did the dreamer love the beach?

It was a perfect place to drift off.