💀 Skeleton puns and 🎃 Spooky collection
Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
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The wordplay
This pun plays on the same kind of double meanings as the rest of the skeleton list.
- bone
- rattle
- spine
- funny bone
- skull
More skeleton puns
- What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?Lazy bones.
- What did the skeleton say to the cold weather?It chills me to the bone.
- What did the skeleton say before the race?I've got a bone to pick with the other runners.
- What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?The trom-bone.
- Why was the skeleton so good at hide and seek?He's always in the closet.
- Why did the skeleton go to the bank?To make a bone-us deposit.