Skeleton puns
Clean skeleton puns built on wordplay like bone, rattle and spine. Ready for party invites, cards and classroom decorations.
30 clean skeleton puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for skeleton puns
- bone
- rattle
- spine
- funny bone
- skull
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
What do skeletons say before dining?
Bone appetit.
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs.
He had nothing to lose but his bones.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones.
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
For some spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with.
What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What kind of music do skeletons like best?
Anything with a good rib-eat.
Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?
He wanted to get a check-up on his funny bone.
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton who sleeps all day?
Lazy bones.
What did the skeleton say to the cold weather?
It chills me to the bone.
What did the skeleton say before the race?
I've got a bone to pick with the other runners.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Why was the skeleton so good at hide and seek?
He's always in the closet.
Why did the skeleton go to the bank?
To make a bone-us deposit.
What's a skeleton's favorite day of the week?
Bone-day.
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the tele-bone.
What do you call a skeleton that tells jokes?
A funny bone.
What did the skeleton order at the diner?
A bone-a-fide burger.
What do you call a skeleton who loves nature?
An out-bone-doors person.
Why did the skeleton go to the library?
He wanted to bone up on his reading.
The cold goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton play the xylophone?
He had the right bones for it.
What do skeletons say when they set off on a trip?
Bone voyage.
What do you call a skeleton comedian?
A real rib-tickler.
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Spine-ach.
What do skeletons do on weekends?
They go to bone-fires.
What did the skeleton say about the haunted house?
It sent a shiver down my spine.
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