Pyramid puns
Clean pyramid puns built on wordplay like Egypt, tomb and scheme. Perfect for trip captions, road-trip banter and commuter chats.
30 clean pyramid puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for pyramid puns
- Egypt
- tomb
- scheme
- pharaoh
- sphinx
Why did the pharaoh need a pyramid?
For a tomb-orrow plan.
What did one pyramid say to the other?
You're a real scheme-r.
What did the sphinx say to the pyramid?
You're a tough act to follow.
Why was the mummy so calm at the pyramid?
He was wrapped up in the moment.
What do you call a pyramid with a great sense of humor?
A pointed comedian.
Why did the pharaoh love the pyramid?
It was a real monument to his ego.
Why was the pyramid so stable?
It had a solid base.
It had been around the sands of time.
Why did the archaeologist love the pyramid?
It was a dig.
Why did the pyramid get so much attention?
It was a real high point.
Why did the pyramid scheme collapse?
It was built on a shaky base.
What's a pyramid's favorite game?
Tomb raider.
Why did the pharaoh bring a map?
He didn't want to lose his tomb.
Why was the pyramid so well-guarded?
It had a lot of secrets.
What do you call a pyramid in the snow?
A cold case.
Why did the tourist visit the pyramid?
To get a little history under his belt.
What did the stone say to the pharaoh?
You're a big deal.
It was a place of rest.
Why did the pyramid never get lonely?
It had a lot of tiers of friends.
Why was the pyramid so popular?
It was always at the top of the list.
What did the pyramid say to the sphinx?
You never give anything away.
Why did the pharaoh love his pyramid?
It was a tomb of good memories.
How do pyramids stay in shape?
They keep a strong base.
It stood the test of time.
Why did the mummy love pyramids?
It was a place to wrap up his day.
Why was the pyramid not afraid of the desert?
It was used to a lot of sand.
It had no solid pyramid structure at the bottom.
It was the peak of my vacation.
Business at the pyramid was on the rise.
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