Ham puns
Clean ham puns built on wordplay like pork, hock and cured. Handy for menus, snack tables and group-chat replies.
30 clean ham puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for ham puns
- pork
- hock
- cured
- glazed
- pig
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why was the ham sandwich nervous?
It was in a pickle.
To get cured of ignorance.
What did the ham say at the party?
I'm here to ham it up.
Why was the pig so good at business?
He knew how to bring home the bacon.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
He wanted to play the slop machines.
What do you call a pig that tells jokes?
A real ham.
Why was the ham radio so popular?
It always had a great signal.
Why did the ham get a promotion?
It was a cut above the rest.
What did the bacon say to the ham?
We're a perfect pair.
Why was the ham sandwich so successful?
It was always on a roll.
What did the pig say after the big meal?
I'm stuffed to the oink.
What do you call a pig that does yoga?
A bend-ham.
Why did the ham feel so confident?
It knew it was well-cured.
Why did the pig cross the road?
To get to the other pen.
What do you call a pig with a great memory?
A ham-nesiac who never forgets.
What did the ham say to the cheese?
We make a great sandwich.
Why was the glazed ham so popular?
It was the glaze of the party.
Why did the pig hold a meeting?
He had a lot of pork to discuss.
It was cured of talking.
What did the pig say to the farmer?
I'm a big fan of your work, it's snout-standing.
Why did the ham love the holidays?
It was always the main attraction.
Why did the pig get a job at the library?
He loved a good boar-ing book.
Why was the ham so well-dressed?
It always came in a glaze of glory.
He knew how to hog the lead.
Why did the pig become a poet?
He wanted to write Hamlet.
What did the pig say when it fell in love?
You make my heart go oink.
Why did the ham join the army?
It wanted to be well-preserved.
What did one pig say to the other?
You're a real swine-ner.
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