Grape puns

What did the grape say to the raisin?

You aged well.

I'm grape-ful for you.

Why are grapes so good at planning?

They always come in bunches.

Why did the grape stop in the road?

It ran out of juice.

What do you call a grape that's been in the sun?

A raisin.

Why was the grape so well-informed?

It heard it through the grapevine.

What did the grape say when it was crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the grape go to therapy?

It had a lot of bottled up feelings.

Why was the grape so sour?

It was holding a grudge.

Why was the grape so sociable?

It always came in bunches.

What did the grape say to the vine?

I'm so grape-ful for you.

What did the vine say to the grape?

Let's hang out.

Why was the grape so popular?

It was a real bunch of fun.

Why did the grape get a job at the bakery?

It wanted to raisin the roof.

Why did the grape apply for a loan?

It needed to press on.

Why did the grapes hold a meeting?

They had a bunch to discuss.

What do you call a grape that's feeling down?

Raisin-ing its hopes.

Why did the grape win the argument?

It had a sweet comeback.

What did the grape say to its friend?

Let's stick together, we're a bunch.

Why was the grape so successful?

It was a real vine-ner.

What did the grape do on its birthday?

It aged gracefully.

What did the wine barrel say to the grape?

You've come a long way.

Why are grapes so good at puns?

They always bunch up the best ones.

What did the grape say to the vine at harvest?

It's time to part ways.

What do you call a grape with a bad attitude?

Sour grapes.

What did the wine cellar say to the grape?

You're getting better with age.

What did the grape say to the picker?

You're really pressing me.

Why did the grape tell the vine a secret?

It trusted it to hang on.

What did the grape do after leaving the bunch?

It went solo.

Why did the grape feel so big?

It was a real grape-ness.