Flea puns
Clean flea puns built on wordplay like hop, itch and dog. Great for nature lessons, garden posts and a good groan.
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Wordplay words for flea puns
- hop
- itch
- dog
- jump
- bounce
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What's a flea's favorite music?
Hip hop.
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What do you call an ant that's good at math?
An account-ant.
What did the aphid say to the leaf?
I'm really attached to you.
What's a beetle's favorite band?
The Beatles, naturally.
Why did the cockroach get a medal?
It was a real survivor.
Why was the earwig so good at listening?
It was all ears.
Why did the silverfish go to the library?
To check out the pages.
What did the termite say when it walked into the bar?
Where's the bar tender?
Why did the ant skip the picnic?
He was ant-i-social.
It was a little shell-shocked.
Why do cockroaches crash every party?
They never wait for an invite.
Why don't scorpions tell jokes?
They'd just sting the punchline.
Why did the scarab go to ancient Egypt?
To see the pyramid schemes.
Why did the termite get fired?
It kept chewing out the boss.
They can carry ant-ything.
Aphids are never short of friends. They always show up in clusters.
What did the cockroach say after a long day?
I'm ready to scuttle off to bed.
What did the earwig say to the gossip?
I've got my ear to the ground.