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Ant puns

Clean ant puns built on wordplay like colony, march and tiny. Great for nature lessons, garden posts and a good groan.

31 clean ant puns. Every pun has its own page and link.

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Wordplay words for ant puns

  • colony
  • march
  • tiny
  • carry
  • anthill

  1. What do you call an ant that's good at math?

    An account-ant.

  2. Why did the ant skip the picnic?

    He was ant-i-social.

  3. Why are ants so strong?

    They can carry ant-ything.

  4. Why did the ant go to the doctor?

    It was feeling a little antsy.

  5. What do you call an ant who's your mom's sister?

    An aunt.

  6. Why did the ant get a job at the clothing store?

    It was great with pants.

  7. What do you call a very old ant?

    An ant-ique.

  8. What did the ant say to the elephant?

    You're a lot bigger, but I carry more of the load.

  9. What did the queen ant say to her workers?

    Let's get this colony moving.

  10. Why did the ant go to the party?

    To make some ant-ics.

  11. What's an ant's favorite sport?

    Marching band.

  12. What did the ant say after a long day?

    I'm hill-arious tired.

  13. Why did the ant become a detective?

    It always followed the trail.

  14. Why was the ant so confident?

    It knew how to carry its own weight.

  15. What did the ant say to the aphid?

    Let's make a deal, I'll protect you for some honey.

  16. What did the ant say to the leaf?

    I've got you on my back.

  17. What did the ant say to the anteater?

    Please don't take me for a snack.

  18. Why was the ant so successful?

    It always carried its own weight.

  19. Why did the ant get a promotion?

    It was a real hard worker, always on the march.

  20. Why did the ant bring a ladder?

    It wanted to climb the corporate ant-hill.

  21. What do you call an ant with a great sense of humor?

    A pun-ctual comedian.

  22. Why are ants so good at math?

    They're always carrying the one.

  23. Why did the ant refuse the invitation?

    It had too many colonies to attend.

  24. What's an ant's favorite dessert?

    Pie, preferably at a picnic.

  25. Why did the ant keep apologizing?

    It was always in somebody's way.

  26. What do ant families do on Sunday?

    Pic-ant-ic.

  27. Why was the queen ant so organized?

    She ran a tight colony.

  28. What did the ant say when it won the lottery?

    Finally, some real picnic money.

  29. Why did the ant get a degree?

    It wanted to be a-ntelligent.

  30. What do you call a big ant?

    An elephant, if you ask the ant.

  31. Why don't ants get sick?

    They have tiny ant-ibodies.

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