Union puns

Why did the union worker bring a rope?

To tie the deal.

Union puns will bond you.

I'd say union jokes are labor-ious.

What did the union say?

We're united on this.

Why did the union get a standing ovation?

It really knew how to stick together.

What did the worker say to the union?

You've got my back.

Why was the union so strong?

It always bargained from a position of unity.

Why did the union go on strike?

It was fed up with being pushed around.

What did the picket sign say?

I'm standing up for what's right.

Why was the union rep so convincing?

He had a lot of good points to make.

What did the boss say to the union?

You drive a hard bargain.

What did the worker say after joining?

I'm finally part of something bigger.

How does a union make decisions?

By a show of hands and a lot of heart.

Why was the union so organized?

Everyone had a role to play.

What did one worker say to the other?

Let's unite and fight.

Why was the union so popular?

It had a lot of members and a lot of heart.

What did the union say to the manager?

We're in this together.

Why did the union go to the beach?

It wanted a little leisure after all that labor.

Why was the union fair?

It always put workers first.

Why do unions always win?

They know how to rally.

Why did the workers join the group?

They wanted strength in numbers.

What did the union say to the contract?

Let's work this out together.

Why was the union so patient?

It knew good deals take time to bargain.

What did the leader say to the members?

Together we stand.

Why was the union hall so warm?

It had a lot of solidarity.

What did the strike say to the boss?

You really picket on us.

Why are unions great at singing?

They always harmonize on the chorus of demands.

What did the card-carrying member say?

I'm in the club.

Why did the union win the vote?

It had a lot of support on its side.

What did the new member say at his first meeting?

I feel at home with my fellow workers.