🏴☠️ Pirate puns and 🧙 Fantasy and adventure collection
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.
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The wordplay
This pun plays on the same kind of double meanings as the rest of the pirate list.
- arr
- sea
- plank
- deck
- treasure
- hook
More pirate puns
- Why was the pirate's ship so fast?It had a good sail-ing record.
- What did the pirate say to the parrot?Don't be such a squawk-er.
- Why do pirates make great teachers?They show you the ropes.
- Why did the pirate go to the bank?He wanted to deposit his booty.
- What's a pirate's favorite exercise?The plank, and the high-seas stretch.
- What did the pirate say to the mermaid?Fin-ally, we meet.