Party puns

Why did the balloon go to the party?

It was pumped.

What did one balloon say to the other?

You're popping up everywhere.

Party puns are invite-ing.

Why did the balloon stay home from the party?

It was feeling a little deflated.

Why is it hard to host a party in space?

You have to planet.

What's a balloon's favorite kind of music?

Pop.

Why was the piñata so popular?

Everyone wanted a piece of it.

What did the guest say about the cake?

It was a piece of cake.

Why did the DJ get invited to the party?

He had a great track record.

What do you call a party for birds?

A tweet-and-greet.

Why did the pizza go to the party?

It wanted a slice of the fun.

How do you throw a party for a clock?

Tick-tock, it's party o'clock.

What kind of party do mathematicians love?

A pi-ñata party.

What time do you arrive at a party?

Cake-thirty.

What did the first balloon say when the guests arrived?

Let's get this party popping.

Why did the party planner get promoted?

She really knew how to throw things together.

What do you call a dinner where you're not sure what you'll get?

Pot luck.

What did the birthday candle say?

I'm burning to get this party started.

What did the guest say to the host?

Thanks for having me, I had a ball.

What do you call a party for fruit?

A pear-ty.

Why did the ice cream go to the party?

It wanted a cone-versation.

What did the party animal say?

It's time to paw-ty.

What did the lemon say at the party?

I'm here to add a little zest.

Why was the DJ such a good dancer?

He knew how to mix it up.

Why did the balloon get invited to every party?

It always lifted everyone's spirits.

What do you call a bash in a bakery?

A rolling party.

Why did the cheese go to the party?

It wanted to be grate company.

What did the banana say at the party?

I'm going bananas, this is great.

Why did the flour go to the party?

It wanted to rise to the occasion.

Why did the candle say yes to the party?

It was ready to light up the room.