Model UN puns
Clean Model UN puns built on wordplay like delegate, resolution and gavel. Useful for office chats, school warm-ups and presentation openers.
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Wordplay words for Model UN puns
- delegate
- resolution
- gavel
- motion
- summit
Why did the delegate bring a ladder?
To raise a point.
I motion to adjourn.
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Why was the obtuse angle upset?
It was never right.
Why did the calculator go to therapy?
It had too many problems.
It had a great point.
It knew when to pause.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.
What do you call a calculator that's great at relationships?
Someone you can count on.
Why did the history student bring a pen?
To revolution-ize his notes.
What did the genius say to the lightbulb?
You're bright, but I'm brighter.
What did the pen say to the paper?
I'm write here for you.
What did the chalk say to the board?
I'm writing off our differences.
Why are books so good at relationships?
They always know when to turn the page.
What did the verb say to the noun?
I've got action. You've got substance.
I've got deep roots.
Why did the idea go to the map?
To branch out.
Why did the circle skip class?
It couldn't find the point.
Why did the calculator break up?
The relationship just didn't add up.
What did the colonist say to the tax collector?
You're taxing my patience.