Magnet puns
Attract, repel and stick around. Magnet puns are a quick win for science classes and valentine cards.
30 clean magnet puns. Every pun has its own page and link.
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Wordplay words for magnet puns
- attract
- repel
- pole
- stick
- charge
- field
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
Why was the magnet so popular?
It had a magnetic personality.
Why did the magnet get a job at the fridge?
It knew how to stick with it.
I'd tell you a magnet pun, but it would only attract groans.
Opposites attract.
Why was the magnet so good at poker?
It could draw any hand.
What did the north pole say to the south pole?
I think we're attracted to each other.
Why did the compass love the magnet?
It always pointed it in the right direction.
Why are magnets so good at parties?
They know how to draw a crowd.
Why did the magnet win the contest?
It had a lot of pull.
Why was the iron so jealous of the magnet?
It couldn't resist the pull.
Why did the magnet get a job at the bank?
It was great at attracting funds.
Why was the refrigerator door so popular?
It had a lot of attractions.
Why was the north pole so confident?
It was always on top of the world.
Why did the south pole feel down?
It was always at the bottom.
Why did the magnet become a teacher?
It knew how to attract students.
It was a bit repelled by attention.
Why did the magnet get a promotion?
It had a strong field.
Why did the magnet go to the doctor?
It was feeling polarized.
What did the magnet say to the bad joke?
That repels me.
Why did the magnet refuse to argue?
Arguments are so polarizing.
What kind of music do magnets like?
Pole-ka.
Why was the magnet so good at making decisions?
It always had a strong sense of direction.
What did the magnet say when it found its soulmate?
We stick together.
Why did the fridge love the magnet?
It always held things together.
What did the magnet say to the nail?
I've got a lot of pull with you.
What's a magnet's favorite subject in school?
Physics, it's very attractive.
Why did the magnet laugh at the joke?
It was drawn to the humor.
I'm sticking with you.
Why did the magnet start a business?
It knew how to attract customers.
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