Knitting puns

Why did the knitter win?

She was purl-fect.

I'd tell you a knitting joke, but I'm still working on the stitch.

Knitting puns are sew good.

What did the yarn say?

I'm ball-ing out of control.

Why did the knitter get promoted?

She really knew how to stitch things together.

What did the yarn say to the needle?

You always get me in a knot.

Why was the knitter so calm?

She took things one stitch at a time.

What do you call a knitter who tells jokes?

A real yarn spinner.

Why did the sweater go to therapy?

It had too many unraveling issues.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

Let's hang together.

Why are knitters good at relationships?

They know how to hold things together.

What's a knitter's favorite music?

Anything with a good purl.

Why was the wool so happy?

It was feeling very sheepish and warm.

What did the needle say to the knitter?

You've really got a point.

Why do knitters make great storytellers?

They always have a good yarn.

Why was the knitting club so popular?

Everyone wanted to get in on the stitch.

Why did the sweater say sorry?

It was feeling a little stretched.

What did the yarn ball say?

I'm all wound up.

Why did the knitter stay home?

She was feeling a bit cozy.

What's a knitter's motto?

Knit happens.

Why was the cable knit so cool?

It had a lot of twist.

Why did the knitter win the race?

She had a good stitch in time.

What did the blanket say to the knitter?

You've really got me covered.

Why did the knitter laugh at the scarf?

It was a real long-running joke.

What did the knitter say to the yarn?

I'm hooked on you.

Why was the sweater so warm?

It had a lot of heart and a lot of wool.

What did the knitting needle say to the yarn?

Let's tie the knot.

Why did the knitter go quiet?

She was focused on the next row.

What did the beanie say to the head?

You've got my full attention.

Why was the knitting circle so close?

They'd been through a lot of stitches together.