Heart puns

Why did the heart go to the party?

It wanted to skip a beat.

Why was the heart so good at music?

It always had the beat.

I'm heart-y happy about these puns.

What did the heart say to the artery?

You're my main vein.

Why did the heart go to the gym?

It wanted a little more cardio.

What did the heart say to the brain?

You do the thinking, I'll do the feeling.

Why did the heart apply for a job?

It wanted to pump up its career.

Why did the heart get along with everyone?

It was always open-hearted.

Why was the heart so strong?

It could take a beating.

Why did the heart go to the doctor?

It had a case of the flutters.

What did the heart say to the lungs?

You take my breath away.

Why was the heart so good at comedy?

It knew how to get to the heart of the matter.

Why do hearts make good teachers?

They teach by heart.

What's a heart's favorite card game?

Hearts, naturally.

What did the heart say to the diamond?

Let's play our cards right.

What did the heart say to its sad friend?

Have a heart.

How do you mend a broken heart?

With a heart-y laugh.

Why did the heart love autumn?

It was a time for a change of heart.

What did the heart say to the clock?

We both keep time.

Why did the heart win the race?

It really put its heart into it.

Why was the heart so loyal?

Its heart was in the right place.

What did the heart say to the cold day?

I'm warming up to you.

What did the heart say to the sad song?

That really tugged at my heartstrings.

Why was the heart so rich?

It had a heart of gold.

Why did the surgeon love hearts?

They were always at the heart of his work.

Why was the heart so valuable?

It was valve-able.

What did the left side of the heart say to the right?

We're a match made in the chambers.

What did the heart say to its sweetheart?

You complete my rhythm.

What's a heart's favorite hobby?

Pumping iron.

Why did the heart get a standing ovation?

It really knew how to beat the odds.