Farmer puns

What do you call a farmer who tells jokes?

A cornball.

Why was the farmer proud of his garden?

It was a-maize-ing.

Why did the farmer bury money in the field?

He wanted to raise funds.

I told the farmer a joke. He said it was a bit corny.

Why did the farmer win the award?

He was outstanding in his field.

What did the farmer say to the cow?

I'm really milking this relationship.

Why was the farmer so successful?

He had a lot of grow-how.

Why did the farmer bring a ladder?

To reach new heights in his field.

What did the farmer say to the tractor?

You really plow me over.

Why did the farmer feel so good?

His crops were looking up.

Why was the farmer so calm?

He knew the harvest would come.

What's a farmer's favorite exercise?

Hoe-ing.

Why did the farmer go to the party?

To have a bale of a time.

Why was the farmer a good leader?

He always sowed good ideas.

What did the farmer say to the rooster?

Wake me up before you crow.

Why was the farmer so well-liked?

He had a lot of friends in the field.

Why did the scarecrow become a farmer?

He was out standing in his field.

What did the farmer say after the harvest?

It was a real reap-lief.

How does a farmer count his cows?

With a cow-culator.

Why was the farmer so smart?

He had a lot of field experience.

What did the corn say to the farmer?

I'm all ears.

Why was the farmer happy at the market?

Business was really growing.

Why did the farmer get a promotion?

He was always on top of the harvest.

What did the farmer name his pig?

Something he could bacon call.

Why did the farmer put a bell on his cow?

Because the horn was broken.

What did the farmer say to the lazy hen?

You'd better lay off and get cracking.

Why was the farmer happy with the rain?

It was a real field day.

Why was the farmer a great comedian?

His humor was always a-maize-ing.

What did the farmer say to the sheep?

Don't be so ewe-pset.

Why did the farmer get an award for his corn?

It was an ear-resistible harvest.