Cleaning puns

What did the broom say to the dust?

I'm sweeping you off your feet.

Why did the mop quit?

It was tired of being walked all over.

Cleaning puns are spotless.

Why was the sponge so happy?

It had absorbed a lot of joy.

Why was the broom so successful?

It always cleaned up its act.

Why was the mop so tired?

It was always being dragged around.

Why did the duster get the job?

It had a feather-light touch.

What did the soap say to the dirt?

You're a real scrub.

What did the laundry say?

I'm tired of being tossed around.

Why did the washing machine go to therapy?

It was spinning out of control.

What did the dishwasher say to the dish?

You're really cleaning up.

Why was the window cleaner so great?

He always had a clear view.

Why did the sponge get a promotion?

It was always soaking up the praise.

Why was the cleaner so good at math?

She knew how to wipe out problems.

Why was spring cleaning such a hit?

It was a real fresh start.

What did the dust bunny say?

I'm just hopping around under the couch.

Why was the dirty sock so loud?

It was making a stink.

What did the clean towel say to the dirty one?

You're a real wash-out.

What did the squeegee say to the window?

I'll clear things up.

Why was the laundry basket so full?

It had a lot of dirty laundry.

What did the clothesline say?

I'm just hanging out.

What did the iron say to the shirt?

I'll smooth things over.

What did the vacuum say to the crumbs?

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Why did the dust go to the party?

It wanted to settle down.

Why was the mop so good at poker?

It could clean up at the table.

Why did the broom refuse the job?

It was tired of sweeping things under the rug.

What did the soap say to the sponge?

Let's lather up for a good time.

Why was the bleach so popular?

It had a clean record.

What did the dirty dish say to the sink?

I'm in hot water.

What did the rubber glove say?

I've got a good grip on this mess.