🌵 Cactus puns and 🌵 Plant and garden collection
Why do cacti make good security guards?
They keep intruders at arm's length.
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The wordplay
This pun plays on the same kind of double meanings as the rest of the cactus list.
- prick
- spine
- point
- sharp
- desert
- stand out
More cactus puns
- Why did the cactus go to the bank?To check its arid assets.
- What did the cactus say to the sunscreen?Don't worry, I've got thick skin.
- Why did the cactus take up knitting?It had plenty of needles.
- Why was the cactus so lonely?It couldn't hug anyone.
- Why did the cactus wear a hat?It wanted to look sharp.
- What did the aloe say to the cactus?Don't be so touchy.