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Why did the pool player carry a ruler?
To make a straight shot.
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The wordplay
This pun plays on the same kind of double meanings as the rest of the billiards list.
- cue
- rack
- break
- chalk
More billiards puns
- What do you call a pool player who loves to dance?A break-dancer.
- What did the cue ball say after the break?I feel scattered.
- Why did the triangle go to the pool hall?It wanted to rack up some fun.
- Why was the eight ball so wise?It always saw things from a different angle.
- What did the cue say to the chalk?You always leave your mark on me.
- Why was the pool cue so accurate?It had tip-top skill.