🏦 Bank puns and 💰 Money and shopping collection
Why was the investor so calm?
He had a diversified portfolio of patience.
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The wordplay
This pun plays on the same kind of double meanings as the rest of the bank list.
- interest
- change
- deposit
- cents
- balance
- account
More bank puns
- Why did the stock go to school?To increase its market value.
- Why was the budget so strict?It had to cut its losses.
- Why did the bond have good manners?It always paid its dues.
- What do you call money that's lost its way?A lost cent.
- Why did the bank clerk bring a ladder?To reach the high rates.
- Why did the bank manager love puns?They were a deposit of humor.